Total Medals Earned: 34 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 570 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/475 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/18 (205/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Well, at least now you fit into
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/825 points)
first Kill
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (150/325 points)
use all 3 weapons on one level
(Eat 10 chickens or more for one level
pass the level without losing a single life
pass the level in less than 2 minutes
coffin with a vampire does not get damage
kill enemy with one hit
pass the level without losing a single life and not using any special weapon
use super weapon "Fire" 20 times or more for a single combat
collect 100 coins or more for one level
use super weapon "Ice" 20 times or more for a single combat
kill the boss
use super weapon "Gargoyle" 20 times or more for a single combat
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
The Rabbit number 8.